Submitted for your approval, straight from the crack marketing department at Bud Light, we bring you the King of Wipes. Tuck it into your sack, be it tennis, golf or gym. Soft to the point of velvet, and in a cheeky royal blue, it is gentle on the skin but absorbent. This towel is now nearly impossible to find in this color combination. I say nearly because this is the only one I can find out there. It also features bold white logo embroidery. We’ll bring the Blue and White, you bring the Red! I see a viral video selfie in this towel's future. Think of the possibilities, America!