Vtg Golfer's Crying Towel Funny Gag Gift White Green Country Club Golf Course 18" x 11" Golfers Cryin' Towel"For Cryin' Out Loud""Since When is a Four Foot Putt a Gimme?""These Green Fees Are Murderin' Me""I Can Score Anyplace But Here!?""I Could Putt Better With a Pool Cue!""Old Or New Golfers... But The Same Ol' Beefs!""Definition of a Golfer - A Guy Who Yells '4' Takes a '6' and Writes Down a '5'"